Chemistry
is fun!!
Take a breather from your hard studying
and enjoy some of these chemistry jokes and cartoons. Remember,
chemistry is fun!!
A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing,
the neutron asks "How much?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
The Laws of Laboratory Glassware:
* If a piece of glassware can fall it will do so.
* Glass isn't as sturdy as it looks.
* If glassware can fall in two directions, it will
fall in such a way as to create the most damage.
* The above damage will also be done in such a way
as to cause the most injury to your person.
* The probability of a piece of glassware breaking
is directly proportional to its price, its cleanliness and its necessity
for the current lab.
* The probability of a piece of glassware breaking
is inversely proportional to its the quantity
available for use.
* The probability of a piece of glassware falling
is directly proportional to its height above the floor.
* If a piece of glass may fall it will fall just out
of reach.
* If two pieces of glass may break, the most expensive
one will.
* The one moment you turn away is the one moment the
glassware decides to fall.
* The probability of a piece of glassware falling
is inversely proportional to the amount of time until the lab is complete.
* The number of glass shards to clean up is inversely
proportional to the lab time remaining.
Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said:
"Why do you look so sad?"
The other
responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One
asked "Are you sure?"
The other
replied "I'm positive."
Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A:
Because it's in the ground state
Time's Up...Time for more studying! 